Everyone seems to like the Dear Boys post I did awhile back, so here's another.
Dear Every Celebrity I've Ever Had a Major Crush On,
I offer my deepest, sincerest apology for the fangirling.
It's a bad habit of mine.
I know someone who really likes you. I'd appreciate it
if you paid some attention to her. But, don't hurt her.
I might have to break your arm if you do so.
Dear Lemony Snicket,
I'm like 99.8% sure, you're a complete genius.
A fan of your work.
Dear Brothers of Mine,
Your Big and Little Sister
I'm beginning to understand you a bit better.